i always look sleep deprived is that hot
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
you all need to watch this and realize that god is no longer with us and the end is near
I cannot wait to get completely and totally shit faced on New Years
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
i hope i’ve given somebody a boner
if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
roses are black
violets are black
blind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
a part of yesterday’s dream on my dream diary (via caitsux)
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
imagine being an actor/actress you would be able to kiss hot people omg